Masterson's Pub: A Nest of Predation and Filth, Drenched in Despair

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it defies description. This dive is a sanctuary for twisted characters like Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a haven for depraved paedophile’s.



This so-called "hipster" bar masquerades as something upscale, but in reality, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is run by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to take perverse pleasure in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.

An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a list of atrocities: a history of threatening behavior, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.



His social media profiles scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both pathetic and alarming. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: extended stays in dubious locales and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Living with his mother is just another red flag.



Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, looks on with indifference, her demeanor as lifeless as a wet rag. She seems complicit in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while serving customers and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has created an atmosphere so toxic, it makes one question their browse life choices for ever walking in this cesspit.



A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently covered in grime, with garbage and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see cockroaches crawling across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a horror show, featuring backed-up plumbing and sinks that seem eternally clogged.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the filth that makes this place a shithole; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in ruining lives, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.

A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a health hazard, a danger to all, and a blemish on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you value your safety, stay far away this cesspit.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Victoria, Australia 3039

You’ve been cautioned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and save yourself the regret.



Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you care about your health, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go any other establishment.
If you are seeking the “thrill” of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this cesspit won’t disappoint.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can help protect others from falling prey to this toxic dump.

You’ve been warned!